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Sanzo is Not Amused

Stop. Right now. Thank you very much.

Created on 2005-11-02 11:02:31 (#8694833), last updated 2006-11-07

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Name:	Kanzeon Bosatsu
Birthdate:	06-19

Bio

I've been a Saiyuki fan for at least four to three years now. I've been a ficcer for longer. And I've got to say, ever since I can remember. I've seen pretty much everything that can happen in a Saiyuki fanfic posted up by random fans. The bad news is, not all of these chosen scenarios are the most sensible ones and most plesant ones in the world. Okay, I know. It's fanfic. We're at least to allow and imagine what we want. But what most ficcers don't know is that there is a fine line between all these things. There is a fine line between artistic freedom and going tottally OOC, and of course the fine line between imaginative and what the hell is this and how the hell did it happen? Basically, if pushed too far, the fic just becomes utterly stupid.

Take note that I have NOTHING personally against the authors of these ~~abominations of nature~~ works (Maybe with the exception of them flaming me stupidly, then it's an all different story and I will have to smack them senseless). I do however have something against their works, which is exactly why they're here and why I'm pointing out the sporkable factors they contain. I will try to do them as objectively as possible. So if any comments or reactions are to be given, please do them in the same manner. Stupid idiotic flames Lyk Dis!!!!!!!!!!1111 --> will be ignored and laughed at and the author shall be chased by my spork yielding Ebil Army of Ebilness(TM).

So, wish me luck and hope that I don't die from brain explosion. In case I do, there's a first for the medical records.

Your Fic Makes Me Want To Say:

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-headdesking- Let's try this again. Look, you probably have some potential in you. But you're not going to convince me with this thing you call fanfiction. With a little time and effort, this fic can probably be turned into something decent. But in the meantime, do us all a favor, get rid of this and shove it into the recycle bin. Come back when you're REALLY ready.

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Okay. NO. We're not even sure we WANT to know just what exactly drove you to create this thing. Your story is standing on jell-o. Get your facts straight and then get back to us.

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Just what made you think that this was a good idea? You probably think that your work is a piece of genius. Well, I've got myself and an army of sporkers to prove you wrong. This fic is probably a big fat mess filled with OOC-ness, sues and stus that were spawned from the depths of your mind, and of course -- storylines gone wrong and mutated. THE WORKS. We don't want whatever it is you're on.

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How do I tell you nicely and gently just how much your fic burns my eyes?
Oh, yes - that's right. I JUST DO. Your fic BURNS my eyes. Are we still on the same people? Are these still the same character? Who the hell are all these people and just what the hell is going on? Are you going to take this down? Or do we have to SPORK you to death first?

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Oh my EFFING god.

Do you remember that part we said about OOC-ness, sues and stus that were spawned from the depths of your mind and impossible plotlines gone wrong? Yeah... well, this is kind of like that... to the TENTH degree.

Do us all a favor. TAKE IT DOWN NOW